felsk 

is to mope about in the company of acquaintances with whom one assumed closer friendship than actually exists, once said illusion is dissolved.
OR
to get all angsty when disincluded in the plans of casual acquaintances.

Mike and Fred wouldn't stop felsking after they found out we went to Lunar without them.

felsk by Rachel Daughton November 7, 2006

K felsk 

When you go to the bathroom, and try to pee but you end up cumming.

Did you k felsk yourself?

K felsk by chleorrrrr February 4, 2022

Felsparty 

The most funky - fun parties in town on felspar st in san diego

"Are you stopping by the felsparty before you go to mavericks?"

Felsparty by Nikki-H February 5, 2019

Feliks Zemdegs 

One of the greatest speed cubers of all time.

Hey man, I met Feliks Zemdegs at Worlds. 2018.

Feliks Zemdegs by NerdCuber May 4, 2020

felkerising 

To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.

Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol

felkerising by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015

Felsenselsenwembleystein 

Another word for the word Orange

The sun is looking extreamly Felsenselsenwembleystein today.

Can I have a vodka and Felsenselsenwembleystein please bartender??

I went to tesco and got a Terrys Chocolate Felsenselsenwembleystein

Felsenselsenwembleystein by ZUZU87 November 21, 2010

ethan feldkamp 

Ethan Feldkamp is a 120 pound string bean that is rejected by woman at all cost.

Come on man don’t be an Ethan Feldkamp get into the weight room.

ethan feldkamp by _Tim.P_ August 15, 2020