fartsworth 

a small amount of something, something of a meagre quantity.

Honestly officer im not drunk,ive only had a fartsworth.
look at how small that kitten is, hes not even a fartsworth.

fartsworth by lee wylding April 1, 2008

Fartsworth 

A combination of a corny, proper looking dude, like the kind with an ascot tie and proper english, and a fartknocker, usually the cousin of a Fartsworthington: Someone who pretends to sniff wine and swirl it around in the glass and stuff

Look at Lord Fartsworth Bentley over there, his golf sweater matches his toy poodle's.

See: Scott Disik of " Keeping up with The Kardashians"

Fartsworth by Scraper Bike May 11, 2010

lord Fartsworth 

In the 18th century, Lord Fartsworth, was a lucrative apple salesman, selling apples to traveling circus' and carnies mainly for the purpose of apple bobbing. Having lots of cash he deviated into science and invented aviation, before the wright brothers. Due to coal not being invented yet, crafty Fartsworth used fermented apple juice to power flying machine that could travel 8000 small peasants in a single flight, but due to the apple fuel (chemical name AnuS-2-0), not being as volatile as desired, caused the engines to miss fire and make a strange sound as the excess gas escaped, this sound was rather prominent on Fartsworth 'Flying Fart Flapper' that flew to Alaska on auto pilot in 1732. Later on the sound was compared to the noise as gas escapes an anus, and got dubbed 'farting' in honor of lord Fartsworth.

Who would have thunk it?

(scene 18th century manor house in middle England, mid afternoon, some posh toff is having crumpets and tea)

Lady Jelly-Anus : Butler, is that the 17:05 from Oglethorpe i hear arriving? Lord Fartsworth is a fine aviator
Butler : No ma'am, i had a wicked fresh curry for breakfast, my arsehole feels like ive shit brown fire and now im farting as much as i can to cool it off.
Lady Jelly-Anus : My word, that must be frightfully fierce.
Butler : Look out here comes round 2.

- fin -

lord Fartsworth by garf August 24, 2011

Philo T. Farnsworth

Inventor of the television. Vladimir Zworykin copied his idea for RCA. He helped RCA keep all possible profits out of Farnsworth's hands. At age 14, young Philo had his working idea all set. He was a farmboy genius, and it was cornfields with different-colored corn that inspired him to use pixels the way he did. At 21, Farnsworth had his first working model of a television. Farnsworth also designed the Farnsworth-Hirsch Fusor, which was the first fusor to demonstrate actual nuclear fusion.

Philo T. Farnsworth invented the television designed the first working Fusor, but he is not famous. His wife, Elma, always fought for his place in history. She died in 2006.

Philo T. Farnsworth by Mikey Cee May 17, 2007

Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8

Farnsworth is a bitchass school , everyone there either two faced or slow and retarded. this school wackk like on god , everyone there they got clout lmfaoo. the popular girls always tryna help new kids with they schedule and give a good impression.

someone new : needs help with schedule at farnsworth

popular girl : I'll help , being nice to them .

Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8 means people think they have clout .

Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8 by imallexx's wife November 7, 2019

Farnsworth Phenomenon

Auditory phenomenon wherein reading a line of text commonly attributed to a person or persons with a particularly unique voice or accent causes the mind to hear that person's voice. This is not unique to famous individuals, as works clearly written with various accents (Irish, French, Pirate) yield similar results.

So named after the character Professor Farnsworth in Futurama.

So my buddy texted me, 'What's the Farnsworth Phenomenon?', so I texted him back, 'What do you think of when I type 'Good News Everyone?', a minute later he sends me back a '=O'

Farnsworth Phenomenon by GodOfAtheism November 6, 2010

Farnsworth Phenomenon

Auditory phenomenon wherein reading the work of a person with a particularly unique voice or accent causes the mind to hear that person's voice. Happens a lot of with Professor Farnsworth's catch phrase.

Good News, Everyone!

You just said that like Professor Farnsworth, hence the Farnsworth Phenomenon

Farnsworth Phenomenon by bobbyddog November 7, 2010