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fatjacked 

A person who is both muscular and fat.
Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!
fatjacked by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

fagtarded 

a combination of the words faggot and retarded. used to describe a really dumb or stupid person who has no idea what is going on.
look at jessica, she's so fagtarded.
fagtarded by princess June 18, 2006

fagtarded aidsbaby 

a really stupid insult that you only use when you're prepared to make yourself look like more of an idiot than the person you're insulting.
Paul: yeah, so that's why i got an F on the test
Jake: you're a fagtarded aidsbaby
*Paul shakes his head and walks away*
1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;

2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;

3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.

2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.

3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?

- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?
facacked by sassfactory October 1, 2008

faracked 

Fucked by a policy of the Barack Obama administration.
We are going to get faracked up the arse by the stimulus package.
faracked by Mark Firestone February 12, 2009

Fagpacket 

Millmanian in origin: Crude form of insult designed to belittle the victim.
this fagpacket is getting on my nerves can we get away from them
Fagpacket by snypadizzle October 18, 2010