facedooker

1. someone you contributes "pieces of shit" content to facebook i.e. dropping dooks in facebook

2. the act of taking smalls shits in your status feed updates

examples:

"started school today"
"walmart run"
"great day because blah blah.. "

way to be a facedooker man, no one needs to know that your pissed about having to wake up for class or work on monday..

facedooker by skrillazzz August 28, 2009

facebookee 

1. a Facebook user or fan
2. one who is addicted to Facebook

Check back again, you facebookee!

facebookee by timlight January 29, 2010

Facebooker's Remorse 

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!

I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

Facebooker's Remorse by Facebook By Proxy September 30, 2009

Facebooker 

The person who uses Facebook.

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.

Facebooker by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014

Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on

Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

Selfish Facebooker by magic worder August 25, 2011

Awkward Facebooker

ZEB R. ADAMS

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl

Awkward Facebooker by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012

facebookrastinating 

the act of aimlessly exploring and in general wasting valuable time on facebook in lieu of being productive in such activities as homework, napping, etc.; usually applicable to college students

John knew that he had a sociology midterm and english paper due the next day, but ended up facebookrastinating most of the night instead.

facebookrastinating by Ari D February 20, 2009