eyecock 

A name used by a person of high intelligence to insult a person who is of less than average intelligence.

Oh shut it, you ignoramous eyecock.

eyecock by Dark Butterfree August 15, 2006

Eyesocket 

Used as a pronoun in reference to someone you hate with such vehemence, you would like to fuck them (or see them fucked)in the eyesocket. Usually a co-worker you hate, but are forced to work with.

"Eyesocket called me today, is there a bigger chode in the world?"

"Oh great, fucking Eyesocket is coming to join us for lunch"

Eyesocket by Du What? February 19, 2004

Pearl Eyesocket 

an eyesocket that has been skull-fucked to the point that the eyeball has popped out and been replaced by the ejaculate

I gave that bitch a pearl eyesocket.

If you don't shape up, I'm gonna give you a pearl eyesocket.

Pearl Eyesocket by The Dude Man April 9, 2007

The Second Eyelock 

Accidentally making eye contact with a random person in public a second time, making things really awkward.

Effects of the second eye lock include trying not to look in the general direction of the person you locked eyes with & other general awkwardness.

The second eyelock is one of the most awkward things that can occur to you in public, apart from the Third Eyelock, which is too awkward to define.

I just made the second eyelock with this guy across the room. Now it's really awkward between us.

The Second Eyelock by awkward at life. July 27, 2016

hand eye cock 

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

hand eye cock by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

elecockitis

Elephantitis that has infected the male penis, causing it to enlarge until it is equal to the body weight of that person, minor cases are in most black people but it is generally a rare and lucky condition.

Damn, he has elecockitis and can't wear pants.
Zach will never have elecockitis.

elecockitis by MasturbationSensation February 13, 2010

eyelock

when a woman's ass is so fantastic you can't look away even if it runs the risk of being caught staring.

"i was in Target the other day and this chick's ass gave me such eyelock that i walked right into a shelf display...and STILL kept staring."

eyelock by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022