eye butter 

The copious mucous that fuses your eyelids shut with pink eye (conjunctivitis)

I had to find my way to the bathroom by braille this morning, it took me 5 minutes to remove the eye butter from my lashes.

eye butter by Miss Spelling April 1, 2017

eye batter 

the yellow discharge you have in your eye fanny when you wake up from a sleep

fucking hell, i cant open my eyes for all this eye batter

eye batter by Mr ouija April 17, 2007

eye-batter 

a person who constantly bats their eye-lashes, usually in a flirting manner

the man said he saw his girl because she was and eye-batter

eye-batter by Kamaar " Silk" Taliaferro December 19, 2008

better than a stick in the eye 

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

better than a stick in the eye by sarmaes November 28, 2006

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick 

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick 

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick by Chappo January 20, 2004

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick 

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick by Shuaman December 30, 2021