exed 

to be dumped

This bitch is a lunatic so I exed her crazy ass.

exed by UexedME4that? March 29, 2010

Exed 

to not talk to a person and act like they don’t exist ; treat like an ex

friend: “i’m busy today, i can’t go to the movies.”
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*

Exed by aramdomperson January 21, 2018

fed exed

the term used to describe a situation when your mail order gets jacked by the truck driver

" dude did u get your new bike"
" no way man, i got fed exed"

fed exed by snake_eyes July 21, 2006

text-exed 

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.

I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...

text-exed by pm1960 May 26, 2010

Get taskkill.exed 

When a windows application does it's famous "Task.exe (stopped responding)" and you haven't saved the project after a few hours of hard work, what do you do now? You bring up the task manager then to have that too not responding; thanks microsoft. You can now find the old rusty sledgehammer or the better option taskkill.exe. After entering taskkill.exe /IM mspaint.exe in the start menu say "Get taskkill.exed" and presses enter.

"Ah Scheiße! Der process has stopped working! Time to Get taskkill.exed"
"Not again! Why me! Why microsoft! *sigh* Well.. There's only one way to end this.. *PistolReload2.mp3* Get taskkill.exed!!!"

Get taskkill.exed by Your Local Deer October 4, 2020

Exede 

An evil satellite internet company that should be removed from the face of the earth.
They lock you into a 2 year contract with a download limit, no internet when it rains, and shitty speeds because they have overloaded the satellite.

Bob:"Hey dude me and a bunch of my buddies are gonna play call of duty tonight. You wanna join in?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I cant I have Exede for internet."
Bob: "You poor unlucky bastard!"

Exede by ramdompcgeek6788 June 28, 2015

code exedelius fortana type zero curse of the zero daybreak nexus cycle zero 

the most generic of anime, voiced by Joe Zieja

My friend: What's your favorite anime?

Me: Code Exedelius Fortana Type Zero Curse of the Zero Daybreak Nexus Cycle Zero

My Friend: 0^0

code exedelius fortana type zero curse of the zero daybreak nexus cycle zero by Pretend This is Somethin Funny November 29, 2020