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An evil satellite internet company that should be removed from the face of the earth.
They lock you into a 2 year contract with a download limit, no internet when it rains, and shitty speeds because they have overloaded the satellite.
Bob:"Hey dude me and a bunch of my buddies are gonna play call of duty tonight. You wanna join in?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I cant I have Exede for internet."
Bob: "You poor unlucky bastard!"
Exede by ramdompcgeek6788 June 28, 2015
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Really dumb word meaning "IDIOT"
You eedeet! That's not how you use that printer!
eedeet by Eedeet September 5, 2021

Eyedea & Abilities 

Eyedea & Abilities is an Underground Hip Hop duo. Eyedea acting as the MC, and DJ Abilities serving as the producer. Michael "Eyedea" Larsen was born November 9, 1981 and passed away October 17, 2010. He was known as a prominent Underground Hip Hop artist, as well as a freestyle battle champion with notable wins at Scribble Jam in 1999 and the HBO aired Blaze Battle in 2000. DJ Abilities is known for winning 3 DMC awards, as well his mixtapes. Although initially known as a B-boy/Battle rapper, Eyedea & Abilities shocked their audience with the release of their debut album First Born. The album covers a wide range of Philosophical topics embodying the teachings of Krishnamurti, Plato, Ayn Rand and many other intellectual thinkers. The album E&A was released in 2004, and By the Throat was released in 2009. Michael “Eyedea” Larsen passed away on October 17, 2010 due to an accidental opiate overdose. The legacy of E&A will never fade from existence. The duo was always loyal to their fan base often times humbled by the simple act of a fan seeking an autograph or passing on encouragement. Eyedea has found posthumous fame in death, allowing his message to reach a wider audience. He was one of the greatest to ever pick up a microphone, and while he was certainly flawed as a person, his love for humanity shows that he was a beautiful being, this world isn’t good enough for him. R Eye P finally free.
Eyedea & Abilities = guaranteed eargasm. They kill it :D
Exdeath is the villain of Final Fantasy V. He looks like a heavily armored knight, but is actually a mage. Wields a sword, but is actually a tree. He is also part of the void. So that officially makes him tree-knight-magesword. He likes to laugh a lot, which hides his true identity as a jolly old soul. His famous laugh sounds like "HURF DURF". Hates turtles, he can often be seen fighting with teleporting ones specifically, in an epic battle to the death. EX-death, that is. He also enjoys sending poor souls and inanimate objects into the void, but that's because his mother, the Cloud of Darkness didn't hug him as a child. She also has a HURF-DURF laugh, but conceals it because Exdeath is a tree-knight-magesword.
"HURF-DURF I'M A TREE"

"YOU DON'T LIKE FINAL FANTASY V? TO THE VOID WITH YOU!"

"GOLBEZ SUCKS"

"GARLAND SECRETLY LIKES MEN SO THAT'S WHY I'M MORE HURF-DURF!"

"EXDEATH IS THE KING OF ARMOR, GABRANTH NEEDS TO GET OUT. INTO THE VOID. TO THE VOID!!!!!"
Exdeath by SSSSUPPErRrr October 4, 2009

Exeter University 

An academic institute in the South West of England. Inhabited by many 'rahs' and Oxbridge rejects. Attempt to befriend Holland Hall residents, they could buy you things with Daddy's credit card. Many of the norms hang out at La Frowda and Moberly. Tracksuit bottoms and flip-flops are worn even in the coldest winter months around campus, these are particularly worn by students originating from Cambridge. Beware of getting Exeter mixed up with Surrey, most of the middle-class youngsters of Surrey have travelled for miles in a first class carriage to attend this institute.
"You're going to Exeter University?"
"Well yes, Oxford isn't ready for me yet, besides they do have a Hollister and Jack Wills so I can wear my fortune" - typical rah
Exeter University by thenormal February 18, 2014
one of the greatest MC's to step foot on planet earth. just fucking amazing. you should see this dude live cause he straight fucks it up.
eyedea and abilities are the illest shit ever
eyedea by montana is gay March 9, 2004
Boss from FFV, did a lot of things to destroy the world. Was a tree first, then he turned into an evil knight. Fought a turtle, killed an old guy and then fucked up two worlds. Finally he got all hopped up on void power and became Neo ExDeath then he died.
ExDeath by S-redd February 25, 2009