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retard-edible 

a very strong snack made with marijuana
I think I ate too much of that retard-edible because I cant stop laughing.
retard-edible by jonesberger October 7, 2018
Short for marijuana edible: Any edible product that contains THC. Some of the most common edibles include brownies, cookies, space cake, and firecrackers. Although it varies from person to person, edibles tend to result in a much more intense and longer-lasting high than smoking. After consuming an edible, it generally takes 45-60 minutes (sometimes longer, again, it depends upon the individual) for one to start feeling the effects.
Friend 1: "Do you have any edibles?"
Friend 2: " Yeah, I have some hash cookies."
Friend 1: "Sweet. Those brownies we ate last week got me so messed up."
Edible by Each Peach Pear Plum April 21, 2009

edible undies 

Undergarments that you can eat. The consistancy is similar to fruit roll-ups.
I bought some edible undies, but I got stuck in traffic and ate them in the car.

Chase the Edible 

A game where you engage in an activity that ideally and/or is safely done when sober after eating something infused with a drug—an edible. The game is to see if one can finish this activity or get most of it done before feeling the effects of the edible.
My friends and I played Chase the Edible as we did our five-hour long accounting homework.

Yo these edibles ain't shit 

Famous last words before someone tweaks the fuck out from eating a form of edible.
Guy 1: "Yo these edibles ain't shit-"

Guy 2: "Uh hah-hah. I know mannnnn I'm tweakin!"
If you can swallow it and you don't die, it's edible.
Edible by B-rizzad September 10, 2006