emplode 

Emplode is not a word. The opposite of implode is explode.

I hope you've never used the word "emplode" in a conversation, matticas.

emplode by Nomen Nescio January 27, 2008

emplode 

opposite of implode. to implode outwards.

Andrew had so much work to do that he emploded.

emplode by matt 6 September 8, 2005

Ave employees 

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*

The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.

Ave employees by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020

explode brown 

Dating from one of the wars of the last century, a recommendation to "explode brown" is a request to stuff a grenade up your own ass and pull the pin.

"Harry, you worthless git! When are you going to explode brown and save the Jerries, or your own men (should they be so brave), the trouble of putting you out of our collective miseries?"

explode brown by Bezzle Bedeviled May 13, 2016

Low Level Employee 

Liberals' favorite scapegoat

The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc

"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"

Low Level Employee by marshland June 1, 2013

Interwebs Exploder 

Internet explorer. It has a habit to blow up the internet... or explode the interwebs.

Ah, dammit. I need Mozilla, now. Interwebs Exploder has died on me again.

Interwebs Exploder by Elisabeth Davis July 8, 2009

internet exploder 

Name for internet explorer when you have to use it or are mad at it.

I have to use internet exploder again because this program will not work with Firefox.

internet exploder just crashed again.

internet exploder by EJmcn June 21, 2009