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douchenugget 

The left over substances left over from sex that could later turn out to be a person later in life.
douchenugget by Bealzy October 10, 2014

douchenugget 

noun: stemming from the Latin 'douchus nuggutus' meaning 'of great douchebag characteristics'. an individual circumstance which embodies the entity of douchebaggery.

in some cultures, douchenuggets are the highest form of flattery to one's affinity to be a douchebag. some even go on quests to achieve douchenuggetry, we call these individuals douchenuggeteers.
Did you see Tom since he returned from college? Man that kid's become quite the douchenugget!
douchenugget by KMacka January 9, 2008

Douchenugget 

A person who is so unbelievably douchy, only a nugget can describe them.
Yeah man, i tried talking to him but hes such a douchenugget he just ignored me.
Douchenugget by el douch December 22, 2010

Douchenugget 

The art of squeezing a chiken nugget so hard, that it cleanses your vaginal regions.
"Did you hear about Dylan using the douchenugget?"
Douchenugget by Jeff Chandler January 14, 2008

Douchenugget 

Someone displaying characteristics consistent with being an uptight individual who feels the need to be, at all times, perceived as correct.

Commonly the person is sexless and dissatisfied with their lives.
Yes hussy I made several spelling errors in my post; quit being such a douchenugget.
Douchenugget by teamus tiny April 18, 2009

douchenugget 

a word i came up with while i was bored in science class or also describing an asshole or a total DICKFACE
look at joe he's a douchenugget
look at jim he's not a douchenugget he's me