dorkdom 

Not to be confused with geekdom, or nerdocracy.

Dorkdom comes from achieving a mere fraction of the coolness that one believes they are emmulating.

"Someone should really tell Erin that the Bob Dylan fro doesn't look good on ANYONE. She's now reached a whole new level of dorkdom."

dorkdom by Erin B November 14, 2007

dorkbomb

A clumsy person who constantly stumbles, falls and bumps into things.

She fell down the stairs again, she's such a dorkbomb.

dorkbomb by nariek June 9, 2007

dorkbomb

A clumsy but cute person with nerdish leanings such as bumping into stationary objects, constantly tripping and picking their nose.

Dorkbomb just bumped into the stairs again

dorkbomb by youknowwhoo May 25, 2007

dorkvomit 

like a dork, a dweeb, a dumbass. Someone who doesn't have the mental facility to know when to come in out of the rain.

You are such a dorkvomit Steve! Why did stuff a pencil up your nose?

dorkvomit by korenlei August 7, 2008

dorkompus

A mutated blue whale penis. Infused with herpes and pubic lice.

That dorkompus is the biggest I've ever seen!

dorkompus by Chork June 6, 2017

dorkcoma 

Stuck in a state of self annoyance you can't stop feeling like a dork and don't know exactly how it happened or the date and who this person is that woke you up...

UGHHHHHH was.I in a beep beep beetybeep beep beep ing dorkcoma again? Do I know you?

dorkcoma by Soodohneeeumuh April 9, 2023

Dorkomaniac 

Someone who's a dork on an insane and irritating level.

Person A: well ackshually according to blabla 🤓

Person B: stfu you absolute dorkomaniac

Dorkomaniac by KaafirulMalaoun June 4, 2023