dorche 

n. pejorative slang term combining dork and douche. The term refers to an individual with a variety of negative qualities, specifically related to odd, foolish, or obnoxious behavior.

Holy cow you're a dorche.

dorche by Rebecca Roadster August 29, 2010

dorche 

half douche, half dork.

what a dorche.

dorche by billyrubin March 19, 2010

Dorche 

An obnoxious or arrogant person who takes excessive interest in any activity peers consider dumb or dorky.

My roommate spent the entire weekend obsessing over his fantasy football league; he is such a dorche.

Dorche by The Diabeteor September 5, 2011

dorche 

combination of the words dork and douche

"___ is such a dorche."

dorche by bon-bon June 20, 2006

Douche Box Hero 

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

Douche Box Hero by will bitten October 10, 2016

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019

Douche my twat 

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

Douche my twat by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016