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diseasel 

A taunt used against diesel engines in Thomas the Tank Engine, the greatest stories and Tv shows ever written. It is perfectly applicable to other diesel things... diesel cars, diesel trucks, Vin Diesel, etc...
Diesel diseasel!
diseasel by tom1246 May 21, 2009
(verb) To unknowingly add grain alcohol to someones beverage; in spite, revenge or as a gag.
"Meredith ordered a drink at the bar, but after failing to tip the bartender, he dieseled her drink when she wasn't looking"

"Zach was getting on the bartenders nerves and on the verge of getting kicked out, so Austin dieseled him to finish him off and called in the bouncer"

Eric: "Why is Ryan puking inside that washing machine?"
Gordon: "Because we dieseled all of his shots the entire night."
Eric: "WOW, He is super blacked out."
dieseled by Mr. Pink Cadillac October 23, 2011

Diseased Greens

a female with a hairy bush, with the clap or any other STD.
I went to lick the bald man in the canoe, until i saw the bitch had diseased greens.
Diseased Greens by TLT INC. May 5, 2007

diseased prick

1. abusive term used to describe a cocksucking, good-for-
nothing piece of shit

2. a person who is beyond a prick

3. the most infectious and rotten of all human males
You go to hell and die you diseased prick!

That guy is a fucking diseased prick
diseased prick by Potsie03 August 9, 2006

diseased 

You see the new diseased video?
Yeah, what bitch picks up her phone in the middle of giving head?
diseased by iraqigangsta March 13, 2008

Turbo-Dieseled 

Getting with / making out with a fat or ugly person .A branch off dieseled but much more extreme and when sober.
Man i just got turbo-dieseled by that chick
Turbo-Dieseled by Finbar g April 15, 2009