Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.
A Dirty Ordonez is where you are jealous of a man having sex with a girl you could have had sex with and you walk in on them during sexual intercourse and violently jam one or two fingers up the man's rectum.