dirty melvin

When a man of short stature does a handstand over a female, and repeatedly falls until his erect penis enters her vagina

Dude I’m totally gonna try the Dirty Melvin later with my girlfriend

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dirty Melvin

the act of having sexual intercause with your dog.

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The act of tucking one’s penis in between your legs to look a mangina

Bro did you see kaiden dirty melvin right in the middle of the party?

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When a women fists you so hard that you become a slave to her will put into a state of everlasting submission and love

Larry got the ole dirty melina ,now he is Rose's bitch ,I guess no more sunday night football at Larry's

Dirty melina by Mtg187 August 2, 2020

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When a guy is about to cum pulls out and rams it into her ass to finish.

I was fucking this girl from the bar last night. I didn't want to get her pregnant so I gave her a dirty Melinda

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Last Saturday I was full after a dirty Melinda

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When a man blows his load onto a woman’s anus, then wipes it up with his hand and throws it against her forehead

Alexandra had a splitting headache when Drew decided that the only way to take her mind off it was to give her a Dirty Mervin

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