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The dirty Dante

The moment when a guy collects semen and rubs it on a piece of toast, waits for it to get crusty, then serves it to his wife. After she’s done he smacks her in the face with a fish.

Dirty Danae 

A wholesome broccoli eating forest critter
Hey man you should season those vegetables.. or you'll summon the dirty danae
Dirty Danae by trizzytan August 27, 2021

Dirty-digit-dance-floor-dip 

A LAD-point-garnering move of moderate difficulty; to induce vaginal or clitoral pleasure through the application of digits beneath a girl's panties on the dancefloor.
James Hurst: "Yeah, absolutely smashed it last night. Only went and dirty dipped her sopping, dinnai! Macklin's Law baby! The dirty-digit-dance-floor-dip! Huge points. If I knew her name I'd send her Mum a thank you letter."

Dirty Finger Dance

when the big booty broad you are dancing with raises her wide hips in the air and continues to wipe her dirty fingers all over the club floor while shakin her money maker.
you: "Did you see me out there with that big booty broad? Man, was she doing the dirty finger dance or what!?"
guy: "Ya, I prematured just watching."
Dirty Finger Dance by WET TV May 31, 2011

Dante x Dirt

Dante Zelby is romantically attracted to dirt.
Dante: "I love Dante x Dirt actually, I WANNA KISS DIRT"
Dirt: "yo bbg"
Dante: "AWEEEEEEEEE"
Dante x Dirt by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

dirt dance 

"I heard your grandmother is doing the dirt dance. She was a good woman"
dirt dance by MRK March 24, 2006