dioposting
dioposting by Lun1515 May 9, 2019
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doomposting
When someone expects the worst possible scenario, regardless of there being evidence to support them. The poster will usually mention that they hope it doesn't happen. However, everything they say always reeks of pessimism.
Poster 1: this decade will be when WW3 starts
Poster 2: lol what?
Poster 1: trust me, I want to be wrong but it'll still happen
Poster 2: stop doomposting
Poster 2: lol what?
Poster 1: trust me, I want to be wrong but it'll still happen
Poster 2: stop doomposting
doomposting by ethyr January 27, 2020
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doomposting
Name used to refer the prominent facebook group (usually named La Pasión del Doomposting) that makes memes and posts related to Doomentio, a mexican anime reviewer, and his controversial statements and tweets.
doomposting by soyvixx April 19, 2020
disposing digested food
"Ugh,be right back I have to do my DDF stuff...."Jimmy said."What's DDF?"Bob said."Disposing Digested Food"Jimmy replied.
disposing digested food by helloihavecripplingdepression May 3, 2017
Disposing of an asset
When the continuation of depreciating a long term tangible asset at a diminishing value becomes unprofitable or purposeless, so the company decides to dispose of the asset at a stipulated cost which is below book value resulting in a loss which is then offsetted against the companies profits. A transaction of this nature is usually made when the asset becomes dormant and ineffective, even though it may well still be in the beginning of its life expectancy. The disposing of as asset is also written off the Balance Sheet as a long term investment and making way for a more effective and valuable long term asset.
If there is capital to be made on disposing of an asset, then both parties agree to a value where under the table cash transactions are made (off the books) and a much lower value is agreed upon (on the books) which is then recorded as a loss and offsetted against the companies net profit.
If there is capital to be made on disposing of an asset, then both parties agree to a value where under the table cash transactions are made (off the books) and a much lower value is agreed upon (on the books) which is then recorded as a loss and offsetted against the companies net profit.
Rupert Murdoch: "I got rid of Alex!" James sighed, "I thought he was an asset, turns out he was nothing but a liability"
Alan Bond: "What do you mean you got rid of him, hope you didn't kill him"
Rupert Murdoch: "Nah, there's no gain from killing him, I sold him to the opposition and i made a profit"
Alan Bond: "Ahhhh, now I can see how Wendi Deng has asianized you"
Rupert Murdoch: "What do you mean by that?"
Alan Bond: "Nothing!, you know hoe Asians are carnivorous when it comes to money, it looks like it's rubbing off on you"
Rupert Murdoch: " Yep, learn Alan, disposing of an asset requires a lot of foot work if you know what I mean".
Alan Bond: "What do you mean you got rid of him, hope you didn't kill him"
Rupert Murdoch: "Nah, there's no gain from killing him, I sold him to the opposition and i made a profit"
Alan Bond: "Ahhhh, now I can see how Wendi Deng has asianized you"
Rupert Murdoch: "What do you mean by that?"
Alan Bond: "Nothing!, you know hoe Asians are carnivorous when it comes to money, it looks like it's rubbing off on you"
Rupert Murdoch: " Yep, learn Alan, disposing of an asset requires a lot of foot work if you know what I mean".
Disposing of an asset by A=L+P January 19, 2018