Dilver: When a long stream of explosive diarrhea shoots out of your dickhole.
Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion
Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.
Guy 1: You're a retard.
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)
A way of rejecting a statement made by a friend about how something was boring and/or non-sense, because in reality there was nothing boring and/or it made complete sense. Best used when with good friends with whom you understand well.