didgeridouche 

a hippie, a person with dreadlocks, one that participates in drum circles, has their baby at home with a midwife, uses a reusable hemp bag at the grocery store, goes to bonnaroo, burning man, rainbow gatherings, listens to widespread panic, string cheese incident, phish, wears birkenstocks & tie dye, attends naropa university, smugly drives a hybrid, smells like patchouli and b.o.

"do you want to go to barton springs? no, if i see another didgeridouche, i'm going to vomit."

didgeridouche by Bloshki October 14, 2006

didgeridouche 

A form of douche bag used for Australians or a person playing a didgeridoo.

Guy 1: Damn, did you see that Australian fucker pretending like he was the shit?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude, he was a didgeridouche.

didgeridouche by smileyseany July 1, 2009

Didgeridouche 

When a woman sits on your phallous rectally and farts down your japs eye, filling your bladder with gas and causing you to immediately urinate into her anal cavity.

Tom gave me the most amazing Didgeridouche last night, it was the best detox, just what I needed.

Didgeridouche by Chode of Herodotus January 23, 2025

dijeridouchebag 

A general negativism created by combining the Australian aborigine instrument, the dijeridoo, and the negativism douchebag into a portmanteau.

This can be used on people of any origin, not just restricted to Australians or those of Australian descent.

Dude: That guy just cut me off!
Dude's friend: I saw that. What a dijeridouchbag.

-OR-

Dude: Excuse me, my battery's dead. I've got the jumper cables, but I need someone to jump me. Could you give me a jump?

Douchebag: I sure could...but I won't.

Dude: Wow...you're a dijeridouchebag.

dijeridouchebag by 3Dradio July 22, 2007

Didgeridouchebag 

A person who tells you that they bought you an awesome Christmas present from Australia but it doesn't come in the mail before you have to leave town so they promise they will send it to you, but then they never do, even though there is a post office in the building that they work in. Then they just make you more curious about what it could be by listing things that are Australian and telling you it could be one of those things. For example, a didgeridoo, Men At Work, cane toads, Outback Steakhouse, etc.

Kurt is a didgeridouchebag because it is February and I still haven't gotten this supposedly great Christmas present from Australia that he claims to have gotten me.

Didgeridouchebag by Bufo marinus February 15, 2009