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hoe bum diddley

Giving full anal satisfaction. Licking a womans ass prior to intercourse.
hoe bum diddley by Piss Pot Pete January 13, 2009

Bo Diddley 

Ellas MacDaniel, better known as Bo Diddley, was a legendary Rock & Roll singer and guitar player. He lived in a house made of rattlesnake hide, wore cobras as neckties, and made his chimney out of a human skull. He was said to have been the greatest lover in the world, and 500% more man than any other man on earth.

In his spare time he invented Rock & Roll and inspired every great musician from his time till today.
Bo Diddley done had a farm, (Hey Bo Diddley!);
On that farm he had some women (Hey Bo Diddley!),
Women here, women there (Hey Bo Diddley!),
Women, women, women everywhere (Hey Bo Diddley!).
Bo Diddley by Tombstone Hand July 16, 2009

Bo, you don't know diddley!  

This is a catch phrase that originated in a TV ad in the late Eighties that featured super athlete extraordinaire Bo Jackson and rock'n'roll pioneer Bo Diddley (he's notorious for his famous box-shaped electric guitar). Basically, the term means that somebody doesn't know doodly squat.
The narrator says:
Bo knows football.
Bo knows baseball.
Bo knows weightlifting.
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In the meantime, Bo Diddley cranks out the notes on his guitar.
Then he says:
Bo, you don't know diddley!

diddlewam 

A person who is a dad , boyfriend , daughter, mom, and son. They are extremely weird and like eating.
Person 1: Jsjenansnenenwnwnne i’m hungry

Person 2:me too diddlewam
diddlewam by ioppppkkkllkjwhwjhwbs October 17, 2019

diddleman 

The man in the motherfucking middle the one writing all the DM's! The Wolf that keeps the sheep inline.
Yo im the diddleman you better recognize.
diddleman by DarthPirate April 14, 2016

suck-diddley-uck 

How Homer bad mouths his neighborino, Ned Flanders.
You suck-diddley-uck Flanders!!!
suck-diddley-uck by dlogcher July 11, 2006