dick whif

When a person is seated and a third party walks past with a penis at face level, the penis is 'whiffed' or the aroma is detected in ones nostrils.

"Shit! Just got a massive dick whif" "Can you smell that dick whif?"

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dick whiffle

A person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a dick to anyone who doesn't believe in there false sense of importance.

Jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this dick whiffle needs a fucking break.

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When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

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A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

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