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Private detective 

Junior grimes, or atleast what people refer to you as if you take illegal measures and unconventional means to accomplish a task such as cracking a case on infidelity or murder, it’s a reference the well known private detective known as “gumshoe grimes” what the papers call junior grimes as he stuck to people when working cases.

someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...

Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.

Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”

Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.

Figure out what that means
“there’s no one that solves crimes like grimes”

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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing

Woman 2: wait I know who to call

Woman 1: you do?

Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?

Woman 1: it’s my sister!

Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!

Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best

Woman 1: wow

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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

oopsie delete 

When you unintentionally delete photos &/or posts!
I did an oopsie delete with a ton of pix & it took so many hours to put them back!
oopsie delete by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Fetus Deletus 

The second most powerful harry potter spell, see Beatus Meatus
GODDAMN IT HARRY STOP PERFORMING ABORTIONS AT SCHOOL
YOU CANT STOP ME FETUS DELETUS!

Bullshit Deflector 

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).
Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.
Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016

Yeetus Deletus 

A nonsensical phrase that is a combination of "yeet" and "delete"
It can be used as a spell in which one extends their hand, pointing at something with a 👌, and screams "YEETUS DELETUS." This immediately deletes whatever you yeets
"blah blah..."
"YEETUS DELETUS"
"guyhirfbsjfdgbjh" *dies*
Yeetus Deletus by Joe Schmo III October 17, 2018

Detective Mark Hoffman

A key character in the Saw franchise whom Jigsaw, aka John Kramer, appoints to carry on his work of "testing" people to see if they are worthy of life. He is brilliantly played by Costas Mandylor, whom many consider a rather underrated actor. Hoffman has a very cold personality, yet most don't see this when he portrays himself as a hard-working police officer, but behind that mask lies a killer hell bent on vengeance and filled with anger over the loss of his sister. Appears in Saw IV - VII.
Detective Mark Hoffman at the end of Saw V. His brutality is shown as he smiles while watching an FBI agent die one of the most gruesome deaths of all the Saw movies.