deglected 

Delegated by neglect. Ignoring something that needs to be done long enough that someone else does it for you.

The dishes were stacking up, but I just deglected it to my roommate.

deglected by PragmaPrime March 5, 2008

Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) 

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.

My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.

Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) by NZH Prez May 25, 2011

wii deleted you 

a creepypasta or something about the wii console

Person1: ayo you ever wathed the wii deleted you animatic series?
Person2: what tf is that

wii deleted you by ThatNoobWithAhatakabarin June 8, 2021

Fun detected 

When Blizzard notices players having fun in unintentional ways such as using glitches or items, so they nuke the fuck out of it and leave players in the boring ass game they made.

Friend 1: "Hey can you still fly using Emerald Winds and the Goblin Glider Kit?"

Friend 2: "No, you know Blizzard, fun detected."

Fun detected by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

nuclear launch detected 

1.Originally from the game Starcraft made by Blizzard. It's what happens when a ghost designates an area for a nuclear explosion from a nuke sent by the nuclear silo attatched to the command center. When you hear it and see it in its white glory words, you are seeing and hearing doom and destruction.
2.Derived from Starcraft, when ever you feel gas, just go "Nuclear Launch Detected" and the closest person next to you will run away, then you release it.

1. *Nuclear Launch Detected* (a few seconds) Oh my god! He just broke the water pipes in my command center with a nuclear launch!
2. Bobby: Hey Bob, nuclear launch detected..
Bob: AUGHH *runs away*
Bobby: *pffffffffffffssss* Ahh..

nuclear launch detected by G..... October 9, 2005

DeletedUser 

A deleted user is someone who has been exposed and is desperately hiding. They would even be willing to remove themself from society or change their identity.

Evan became a DeletedUser after he was caught pleasuring himself with a picture of a ladybug and a Greek teacher. He deleted all his social media and decided to move to a different country and school.

DeletedUser by UncleFat June 13, 2021

Get Deleted 

A family friendly way to tell someone to kill themselves

Guy-"you're fat"

Guy2-"go Get Deleted"

Get Deleted by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022