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pokemon daycare 

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*
pokemon daycare by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017
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Children's Online Daycare 

Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...
Your friend: wanna play COD?

You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!

You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!
A day trip. A day long vacation. Most daycations take place in amusement parks, or sometimes the beach.
Pete: Why weren't you at work yesterday?

Bill: Oh, the girlfriend and I took a daycation to six flags.
daycation by bobmcd123 August 28, 2007

Liquid Daycare Center

Another term for a mans ejaculate and or semen.
Honey if you keep sucking like that I’m going to deliver a liquid daycare center in your mouth
Similar to pyjamas, (or pj’s). Your dayjays are the comfortable home clothes you wear during a day loafing at home. Usually an old torn tshirt or scabby trousers with a hole in the crouch, but for some reason you don’t throw them away because you love them.
"I can’t let her see me like this, I’m wearing me dayjays"

"Stop bugging me! I’m leaving home soon, just need to get out of my dayjays"
Dayjays by Dayjay Man September 7, 2011
a girl who's nice sweet and really really cute. also a good nickname for girls who's names start with a day and girls who bring daylight into your life.
you:hi dayday
girl: hi
dayday by cybeR15 April 26, 2013