The term which is a twist on Ballon d’Or is awarded to the player having the most Oscar-worthy dive of the year. The idea became popular on the subReddit r/soccer when Cristiano Ronaldo went down under the slightest of touches to win a penalty against Celta Vigo.
The act of being inebriated amongst friends and having indepth slurred conversation on/around/laying on a kitchen floor. You don't necessarily need to be localized around kitchen floors but you must be wasted.
As soon as Schmaitlyn's eyes start gleaming and a giant smile finds it's way to her face you know she's Kitchen Floor'd.