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Let's hit it up on the d-floor
d-floor by Piercy January 18, 2004

D-Floor Simba

Putting the sweat of your gooch on your thumb and wiping it on your mates forehead
“Was having a shit night till I D-Floor Simba’d Lewis”
D-Floor Simba by Rubbbatasson October 27, 2018

digits on the d floor 

The art of managing to finger a girls vagina on the dance floor
Steve: Man, i got some sweet digits on the d floor
John: Fuck yea man, thats awsome

Popping a Chubby on the D-floor 

The act of gaining up to 3/4 of an erection whilst suggestively dancing with a partner on a dancefloor.
-The day after Popping a Chubby on the D-floor-

Patrick: Hey dude how was clubbing last night?

Guy: Not bad, I popped several chubbies on the D-floor.

Patrick: Solid.

Fallon d’Floor

The term which is a twist on Ballon d’Or is awarded to the player having the most Oscar-worthy dive of the year. The idea became popular on the subReddit r/soccer when Cristiano Ronaldo went down under the slightest of touches to win a penalty against Celta Vigo.
Did you see Neymar’s dive? Surely he’s getting nominated for the Fallon d’Floor

Kitchen Floor'd 

The act of being inebriated amongst friends and having indepth slurred conversation on/around/laying on a kitchen floor. You don't necessarily need to be localized around kitchen floors but you must be wasted.
As soon as Schmaitlyn's eyes start gleaming and a giant smile finds it's way to her face you know she's Kitchen Floor'd.
Kitchen Floor'd by Lavender E January 3, 2011