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curtains 

The hairstyle in which shorter hair is parted in the middle, leaving 2 sections on either side. If you have this hairstyle there is a 60% higher chance someone will fall in love with you.
rick: woah look that kid got curtains
jas: there’s now a 60% higher chance of me falling in love with him
curtains by Beggars September 22, 2019

Curtains 

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today
Curtains by Tom May 2, 2003

curtains 

big funky nasty pussy lips resembling chewed-up bologna!
i spread the curtains on that ho!
curtains by booferama November 8, 2006

curtains 

'hind parts, but cheeks with the uncanny ability to hang DOWN like drapery near the flanks or honches
my girls curtains wag back and forth when she's down on her knees scrubbing out the bath tub and it's exciting to watch!
curtains by ed the chocoa cabbage January 20, 2009

Curtains 

True English definition for 'Swag' and is also a better way of saying swag or bars.
That nigguh Djaye got curtains for days!
Curtains by NastyJerry July 26, 2011

Curtains 

Glasses tinted to protect the eyes from sunlight or glare.

Sunglasses,shades

Term originally started in Russia.
I lost my fucking curtains again, well good thing they are only 11$ at Nordstrom.
Curtains by Pashka509 June 7, 2011