cum nap

I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.

cum nap by Mabus armaggedo January 9, 2016

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Cum nap

A napkin, sock, dryer sheet or any other item used to clean up your cum.

“Hey honey, pass me a cum nap.”

Cum nap by iamanthonydean July 11, 2020

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Cum napkin

A guy with a beard.

When I suck my boyfriend's dick there is no clean up involved I caught it all in my beard/cum napkin.

Cum napkin by Ronsta December 20, 2020

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Cumnap

When you get knocked out and wake up with someone’s {jizz}or {spunk} on you..

Damn had an altercation and got my ass knocked out... woke up and had some type of creamy watery substance on me.. fuck I just fell victim to a cumnap..

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Cumnap by FoxaMilli November 17, 2018

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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