cum ear 

cum on a object and someone puts it to their ear...then yell cum ear (come here)

hey you cum ear

cum ear by boofany August 8, 2008

Ear cum 

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

Ear cum by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

ear cum 

A very nice piece of music that almost makes your ears cum.

"Hey, that last Crystal Castles album is pure ear cum!"

ear cum by twoeazy November 7, 2012

ear cum 

That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench

“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”

ear cum by Dottie Demento May 29, 2007

Soap cum in my ear 

When you get out of the shower after forgetting to rinse your ears hence leaving the “soap cum” in your ear

Alex: “bro i’ll be right back I got soap cum in my ear”

David: “ah bro that sucks”

Soap cum in my ear by JonTronShow Official May 3, 2022