crunkchile' 

A child whose parents were drunk and/or high at the time the child was conceived.

Jack's parents snorted cocaine a few hours before they banged...so he is a crunkchile'.

crunkchile' by bksizzle January 31, 2005

bung crunchie 

A particularly dried dingleberry or buttnoid, often grafted firmly to the rimhairs surrounding the anus

Dave picked and picked at the bung crunchie until successfully removing it along with the majority of his rimhairs. He then skifted his friend, Will.

bung crunchie by Rondo August 30, 2006

crunchie 

A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.

Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.

This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.

crunchie by Edward August 16, 2003

crunchie 

Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.

Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"

Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."

crunchie by theycallitlove_x December 2, 2009

Crunchie 

A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.

Crunchie by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

crunchie 

someone whos hair colour isnt blonde yet they act like it is
brown/black on the outside blonde on the inside

Vanessa: heya have you talked to tash
Jessie: no why?
Vanessa: she walked into a tree on sunday
Jessie: ouch..what a crunchie

crunchie by Clox June 4, 2007

crunchie 

mostly young, usually intelligent girls, who have brown hair, but will often surprise you with their remarks and behaviour, you will be left wondering why they are not blonde! brown on the outside but blonde (or yellow) on the the inside. just like a crunchie chocolate bar.

mikayla and haylee walk into the store and buy three chewing gum balls, 1 red and 2 orange.
they returned to the car where haylees sister says "i want the red one" so clearly haylee and mikayla are left with the orange. but haylee quickly yells "i bags the orange!"

mikayla thinks 'geez i love her, but haylees such a crunchie!'

crunchie by mikkiii July 2, 2007