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Chunk Boy 

Chunk boy is a god. Chunk Boy is a really chunk mouse boy. He is heavily tied in with the Chunk Boy Cult. He has a relationship with a beautiful man named ling-ling. Chunk Boy has a diet of Dirty-hand bread and cheese, sometimes eating humans too. If you forget to pray to him or acknowledge him throughout the day (this rule goes on forever) you must sacrifice your bread (making sure that it is dirtied by your hands ) and cheese in yu
Note: He very thicc too.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you prayed to chunk boy yet?
Person 2: Dude I forgot! Ill have to sacrifice my Dirty-hand bread and cheese.
Chunk Boy by Chunk Boy Fan May 27, 2020

chunk boy 

Chiefly military, I guess.
For a soldier who is carrying high-risk equipment that can explode even with the smallest distrubance, thus exploding and blowing him to pieces (chunks).
“White magnesium flares. Mandatory issue for all night ops, even stealth runs like this... But they’re not too stable, if
you know what I mean. All it takes is one bullet in that bag, even something small like a .22, and boom! Chunk boy. If you know what I mean.” He chuckled...
chunk boy by yokozuna021 May 14, 2012

soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition 

you may ask urself:
“wtf is the soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition?!”
welp it’s quite simple. u do the crank that by soulja boy at 3am and proceed to throw that ass then throw it onto the dark web
there is much more to it if you are a part of the SBCTTC:DWE community but if you’re a starter this will do just fine.
friend 1:“yo have you heard of the SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT TWERK CHALLENGE: Dark web edition?!”
friend 2: “fuck yeah i been doing that shit for years catch up lil dweeb”

Crank dat Soulja boy 

John didn't bring anyone home so he proceeded to crank dat Soulja boy
Crank dat Soulja boy by Erkkiboy February 14, 2008

Crank Dat Soulja Boy 

1. A ridiculously gay song made by One-Hit-Wonder Soulja Boy.
2. Masturbation.
1. Soulja Boy: SOULJA BOY UP IN DAT HO, WATCH ME LEAN AND-

Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

2. Person 1: I decided to Crank dat Soulja Boy since nobody was home.

Person 2: So how long did your reign of cum last?

Person 1: 20 minutes, them my parents came to my room.

Person 2: That's what you get for doing the hand job.

crank that kosher boy 

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating
After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy