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super crispy fried rice 

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.
person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck 

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck 

When you fuck someone using Fried Food as Sex tools.
Yo I gave my Girlfriend a Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck last night

Fried Crispy 

Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.
Person 1: Wow, you've got a really bad sunburn!
Person 2: Awww man! I'm fried crispy!
Fried Crispy by pumpkin_patch90 April 18, 2009

Fried chicken crispy wings 

Its the best food ever in your life. The crispyness...the fry-ness..... Oh my god i want to eat it now.
A: want sum fried chicken crispy wings bro
B: yea sure
A: crunch
B: crunch

Crispyfied

something that has been made crispy or burned by being caught on fire
My car's engine caught on fire and was crispyfied.
Crispyfied by lemon.d June 25, 2018