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Sticky Crimmins

It's what happens when a guy goes down on a girl and inadvertantly ingests the ejaculate of another man.
That guy thought she was just turned on, but it was really some Sticky Crimmins.

I sure got away with a Sticky Crimmins on Kate.
Sticky Crimmins by Nolan Murphy January 13, 2005

crimminy 

a very old irish oath with several spellings, a bastardization of "christ", i think. my grandmother says this a lot.
"crimminy, ralph, the phone is ringing! pick up the phone! no, i don't know where it is. well, where did you leave it? crimminy, why did you leave it out there? no, never mind, it's stopped ringing. dammit, it was probably betty. frank's probably died and we'll have to wait 'till tomorrow to find out about it, now won't we? oh, stop crying, ralph! crimminy!"
crimminy by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003
Person 1: "Hey dude, what do you want for crimmis?"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "You know, the holiday where the big fat man falls in the chimney!"
crimmis by powwu November 28, 2022
A literal abbreviation of 'cat rimming'.

To rim a cat.
"Dude, that isn't a cold sore. Jason's been crimming Felix and his moustache is full of dangleberries."
crimming by Lieut. Tyrone Slothrop February 8, 2008

cramminspam 

the state of realizing your screwed while studying for exams

state of realizing you've just spent all your money on stuffed bunnies who will come alive and eat your brains
sonova.....i justed cramminspammed....
cramminspam by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004

crimminy jimsus 

This phrase is an exclaimation which is used in substitute for and/or in coincidence with saying Jesus Christ. Popular variants are: crimminy, crimminus, crimminy godsus and crimminy crocket
Crimminy jimsus! That bitch is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!
crimminy jimsus by E March 23, 2005