crepidate 

From the Latin - "crepidus"

To destroy physically, specifically in a game of American Football.

"Man, that team is gonna crepidate all over our A".

crepidate by gs October 14, 2004

Crepitate 

To fart, to cut the cheese, to break wind, etc.

EEW! You just crepitated in my face!!!

Crepitate by Ninde February 8, 2005

Crepitate 

To snap, crackle, and/or pop.

My Rice Krispies crepitate every morning.

Crepitate by gofishgo January 18, 2007

crapidation 

An advanced state of fear or uneasiness about the future or a future event that leaves one with irritable bowel syndrom; beyond trepidation.

Bob: The regional manager wants me to put in for this promotion and sadly, I think I'm likely to get the job.

Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased.

Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself.

Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing.

crapidation by His Majesty, The Quickness August 5, 2010

Cretinated 

Making someone look stupid..

Natalie became cretinated last night and looked like a proper donut.

Cretinated by JojoDicMoJo May 3, 2020

celidate 

A person who refrains from dating.

Purple: Hey Blue, are you gonna ask Red out for a date tomorrow?
Blue: Nah, I'm celidate for now. But, maybe if he asks me out first.

celidate by blue butla March 12, 2014

crepitate 

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.

Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.

crepitate by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005