-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.
When a hitherto normal person becomes obese, grows a beard that looks like a collection of pubes, and starts posting about Communism on Twitter.
My good friend Osama used to have a high-paying job, could bench 300 and would bang 10s every weekend. When I saw the pubes on his face and saw the Karl Marx memes on his computer, that's when I knew he had been chapofied.