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Koog-s. A group or pack of cougers, usually lead by the Cougula or alpha-couger. Mature women that prowl through 18+ clubs, resteraunts, and grocery stores in search of young men. See cub, Whole-Foods
Dude, I went to Whole-Foods and there were hella cougs there! One of them, I think it was the Cougula, bought me a sandwhiche and then gave me a ride in her red convertable!
cougs by Deadwait March 1, 2009
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Name for all students and alumni at Washington State University (only the best damb school ever). The loudest school per student.
Little Sister to Older Sister: I want to go to WSU because those cougs are so awesome
cougs by coug princess March 20, 2007
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Go Cougs 

A phrase used by the students at BHS to announce they have nothing to celebrate. Often associated with the schools football team as they finger each other in the ass. May often be shouted as a war cry with the high volume of shooting threats the school has.
Dude he broke his leg. Oh. Go Cougs
Go Cougs by FrostyCupcake July 15, 2022

Mahit Cough 

A serve condition that results in a serve Cough. This nasty, ass cough can last weeks on end causing serve pain and just annoying everyone in a 3 mile radius or anyone in a discord call. Mahit Cough can also result in yellow lung shit just coming out of your mouth when you cough 3 or more times in a row.
You are fucking annoying because of your shitty-ass Mahit Cough.
Mahit Cough by Ed Bread April 10, 2019

Badlands Chugs 

A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.
Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Are you crazy????

Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.

Guy 1: What the fuck?

Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*

Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*

Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*
Badlands Chugs by flyinghog December 14, 2019

Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

Weed cough 

The cough of a stoner who is obviously fond of smoking weed. Relatively normal during pot sessions, the cough seems to be peculiar among common people (and the rest of the people who are aware of weed smoking) who hear it on a regular basis while finding it as distinct to normal coughing, hence the existence of this word.
Man: This dirty ass smoker has some nasty weed cough that you can hear during the entire cat video. Disgusting shit.
Weed cough by babytalks August 21, 2016