couchin 

chillin on yo couch, usually for large amounts of time doing nothing at all

- what are you doing?
- couchin
- u bum

couchin by jpick22 January 1, 2007

couchin 

chillin on yo couch, usually for large amounts of time doing nothing at all

- what are you doing?
- couchin
- u bum

couchin by jpick22 December 11, 2008

Couchin 

Laying on the couch
i.e. being a couch potato

Girl what you got planned this weekend?

Nothin other than couchin

Couchin by Auchie June 20, 2008

couchin it 

The act of sitting on a couch with friends eating and doing whatever you want except for hard work. Getting the remote is even taking it a little far. (Google image search for more information)

At Chris's party, our group was couchin it over by the new plasma tv.

couchin it by Doug Templeton (Creator of the word back in 2003) June 5, 2005

Straight Couchin 

The act of sitting on another person who is sitting on a couch.

Yo nigga, Ryan was straight couchin' at the party.

Straight Couchin by niggerjoe October 29, 2012

Crouching Uncle 

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

couching distance 

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

couching distance by Ryan November 27, 2004