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crispy coyote cooter crackers 

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter
-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

Cracklin Cooter

When you put pop rocks on your girlfreinds vagina. Then proceed to eat them.
Last night jimmy gave sally a cracklin cooter, she loved it!