conkey
conkey by richardfred March 5, 2013
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A derogatory term for a Caucasian person and more specifically, an extremely pale, awkward, and assertively uncool white male whose typical dress consists of various Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts, short shorts, and white athletic shoes with tube socks. Can be used as a term of endearment between Caucasian males.
"Look at that conkey motherfucker putting ketchup on his sushi."
The group of African American men were approached by a grade-A conkey, who proceeded to awkwardly expound upon his "down-ness" with the Civil Rights Movement.
The group of African American men were approached by a grade-A conkey, who proceeded to awkwardly expound upon his "down-ness" with the Civil Rights Movement.
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Slang for a woman's vaginal area, often used in place of other similar-sounding words for variations of song lyrics.
Used as an add-in to a Sugar Ray hit: "I....just want to fly (wiki-wki-wki-wki)........ Put your conkey on me, baby....Put your conkey on me, baby...."
For use in a sentence: "She was annoying the piss out of me; all I wanted to do was kick her in the conkey!"
For use in a sentence: "She was annoying the piss out of me; all I wanted to do was kick her in the conkey!"
Conkey
The name you call someone with curly locks and glasses, who inhales a blue raz vape and consumes Guinness whilst simultaneously masturbating over work colleagues.
Conkey
When a person who has glasses and curly hair simultaneously consumes alcohol and nicotine whilst masturbating over health physics monitors.
Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj
Conkeyed is to bring to an end abruptly, e.g. hanging up on someone, ending argument with final word. To put a stop to a situation by force.
"Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj"
Someone hangs up on you , friend replies , "dude you just got conkeyed."
Someone hangs up on you , friend replies , "dude you just got conkeyed."
Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj by deelogic September 13, 2013
Coney-catch
Politicians are unbiased, they’ll coney-catch anybody.
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