confapulate 

Canfapulate comes from the word confabulate, which means to engage in a conversation. But confapulate differs from confabulate such that you fap with the person you are having a conversation with.

Joshua and Ralph decided to confapulate and see who could cum first while no one was looking.

confapulate by Braided Asshair March 1, 2017

consupulate 

When something is so nasty it defies even the foulest of words.

Joe: I would rather circumcise a rabid cat then do the homework
Mrs Johnson: *Consupulates in disgust*

consupulate by Microwaved Fork February 12, 2021

confeculate

to make something of low quality with another person's help. From latin con (with) and feces (shit). To make a shitty thing with another person.

Elspeth and Peter must have confeculated on that book. It's awful.

confeculate by Tupper Cawsey December 27, 2006

Contadulate

To bust a nut in someones ass

She begged me to Contadulate in her ass

Contadulate by Contadulater February 15, 2018

Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.

Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!

Confuculated by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

condipulate 

to thoroughly sink one's attention onto one subject without thought on any other subject

His attention never seemed to condipulate quite as much as when his favorite show aired on television.

condipulate by Fraener March 20, 2017

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008