collate 

an option during printing multiple copies of multipage documents (like pdfs) where it prints out all pages from one copy before printing the second copy.

I didn't choose the collate option when printing notes for my friends and it ended up as a cluster fuck

collate by zily September 16, 2009

Collate the coochie 

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.

Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce

Collate the coochie by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015

Collateral Beauty 

The beauty to be found in the midst of devastation or despair. The result of a methodical and intentional approach to difficult and typically life-altering situations that yields beautiful, positive and meaningful outcomes for an intended target (the person who is experiencing misfortune).

In Palliative Medicine, we’re really adept at helping people find the collateral beauty in otherwise sorrowful situations.

Collateral Beauty by NurseNikFrank1908 May 22, 2023

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

colgate toothpaste with tartar control by Vaxen August 20, 2014

Collateral Wiz 

The 5% of a man's wiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.

While 95% of Chad's wiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral wiz.

Collateral Wiz by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021

Colgate Dookie 

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

Colgate Dookie by King Votori August 24, 2014

Dave Collaton

The town fag, typically recieves anally every Tuesday and Thursday, then celebrates with cock shaped muffins

Randy: Where's Dave Collaton?
Steve: probably getting fucked hard in the ass.... Or eating a muffin

Dave Collaton by Double triple July 24, 2016