coldcock 

To attack unexpectedly; same as blindside.

The SOB coldcocked me -- I never saw it coming.

coldcock by Jazzkitty September 28, 2005

Coldcrow 

A person who gets really drunk, jerks off to internet porn, and passes out at his desk.

Wow, Joe needs to lay off the sauce. He pulled a coldcrow last night.

Coldcrow by smitty4u July 22, 2016

coldcock 

To beat up a male, and totally knock him out.

that hockey player got coldcocked, big time.

coldcock by ma March 15, 2005

Coldcock 

The act of building a giant snow penis in the front of a home unbeknownst to the home owner. This act can be done to the homes of friends, enemies, or strangers alike. Nothing Says "Hello Neighbor!" like a frigid mandick saluting strong in the front of one's dwelling! For added effect one can bore a hole down the length of the middle of the penis and run a garden hose to it. When the water is turned on the coldcock achieves full salute!

Tom was working until midnight so we went to his house before he returned home and coldcocked it!

Coldcock by broadviewbiz February 5, 2008

coldclock

same thing as coldcock; to attack someone unexpectedly, usually with a blunt object and or pistol. it is often used in an attack primarily aimed at a persons head.

i laughed my ass of when johnny got coldclocked by debo's pistol.

coldclock by eric June 17, 2006

coldcock 

the act of placing your dick in the freezer, then smacking a bitch with it.

don't be the first to pass out at that party, you'll end up getting coldcocked.

coldcock by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

coldcock 

1. when you attempt to have sexual intercourse without being fully erect

i tried too coldcock this chick last night...nah didnt work

coldcock by fezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz January 15, 2008