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cockjacker 

The action of hijacking / theiving / obtaining a penis to ride or pump in a sexual manner.
Rob is a cockjacker as last night he took advantage of Frank
cockjacker by Denzel Large December 30, 2007

Cockface Motherfucker 

The term used by a woman to describe or address the man that has thrown her under the bus to save himself, disrespected her, intentionally and repeatedly hurt her emotionally, physically and mentally.
"Jeff is such a cockface motherfucker, I want to stab him in the eye!"

Cockdacropter 

It is when you put a “little person”/Midget on your dick and you take her arms and make her t-pose on your cock and spin her till she flies off your cock like a helicopter.
AJ: dude wtf are you you doing??
Dylan: watering my crops!
AJ: with what?
Dylan: my cockdacropter. It’s going to squirt all over the fields!
Megan: sí Papi, sí Papi, sí Papi!!!
(Squirting all over my field)

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian
"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

cockface 

Referring to someone who's been a real asshole to you.
My grade 11 math teacher was a real cockface!
cockface by Warden April 19, 2006

Cocktact  

1. To make contact with a cock.

2. To contact something else with your cock.

3. To contact another cock with your cock.
1. "It's been too long since I last made cocktact"

2. "I need to make cocktact with her asap."

3. "Dude, we must made cocktact."
Cocktact by Drew Gobrecht May 15, 2008