cockument 

Originally Built to commemorate the Great Fire which devastated the City of London in 1666 but i had renamed it Cockument on a night out because i chose to, so bollocks to you all.

it is aptly named by me, expert joker, daniel ghali, who amongst other things is the biggest joker on the planet probably,

"oh look there is the Cockument you fat douche-bag slag" pass me the doner kebab and a pint please..?

cockument by Daniel Ghali September 13, 2007

hockumentary 

A hockumentary is typically a Canadian phenomenon. The canadian penchant for the Hockey Documentary is legendary. Of course there are the typical documentary's about the big names, like Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr, but these are fairly pedestrian. Others border on fanantical, like "Life After Hockey" or "Shinny: The Hockey in All of Us".

Did you watch that Hockumentary this weekend?

hockumentary by Richard Marken June 26, 2006

Cockumentary 

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary

Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?

Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007

Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

cockmeat sandwich 

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.

From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.

cockmeat sandwich by lenkun August 9, 2008

Cockcentration 

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.

It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.

Cockcentration by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

cocklement 

A complement of a cock either yours or someones.

Guy 1:Hey jimmy nice cock
Guy2: Thank you for the cocklement

cocklement by Snare23 November 16, 2009