cockblokus 

When you're connecting with a girl/boy, and your friend interrupts because he wants to play Blokus.

Girl: I'm having a really great time.
Guy: Yeah me too, lets go back to my place and get to know each other some more.
Friend: No dont leave, lets play Blokus, I love that game!
Guy: *whispering to friend* Come on man, you're totally cockblokus-ing me.

cockblokus by vstrife January 26, 2014

Cockblockistan 

A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.

Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan

Cockblockistan by King Needsome December 27, 2005

cockblockasaurus

Someone who is constantly cockblocking you, i.e. preventing you from hooking up with a chick. In extreme situations, cockblockasaurus rex.

Jason is always fucking up my game! Cockblockasaurus.

cockblockasaurus by aaron hendry March 30, 2008

Cockblockula 

Someone who at every chance sucks up all the game in the room at his friends expence.

John: Aye there were like 100 girls at that last night, did you get any action?

Ryan: Not at all Gary was being such a Cockblockula! Dude he totally kicked off the Cockblocalypse.

Cockblockula by P.S. Foolish June 13, 2011

Cockblockster 

The Cockblockster is a well-known signature created and performed by CAW wrestler, Stalker. The move has the opponent positioned in the corner, facing the front, while the wrestler then proceeds to do a clothesline to the opponent in the corner, pushes the opponent to the middle of the ring, and then performs a roll through into a blockbuster.

The name "Cockblockster" came from a botch that was made by GEW's Brian Cooper on commentary at RSW's Destined For Glory when he accidentally fumbled and mixed the words, "Clothesline" and "Blockbuster" together while Stalker was performing his signature, which was then misinterpreted by GTT's John Baker as the "Cockblockster". This singular moment would make Stalker have a boost in popularity in CAW due to the funny nature of the signature name. Ever since then, Stalker would remain to have the Cockblockster in his moveset and it would eventually expand with Stalker performing different variations of a blockbuster but still holding onto the name.

The Cockblockster also won an award for the best signature/finisher names of 2020.

Two goated individuals doing commentary for GTT: Warchain S2 E22 during the Stalker vs. Will O Connor Match.

APH: I've been telling you this, he's been showing his moves with the flippy maneuvers but he has been a little bit of a technician too, have you been seeing?
John Baker: Oh yeah. WAIT. Stalker. He's going, he's going for it! COCKBLOCKSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
APH: Jesus Christ! I HATE THAT MOVE, THAT MOVE NAME IS TERRIBLE.
John Baker: It's not even the end!
APH: There you go! That's what you get for having move called the cockblocker. It doesn't even end the match.

Cockblockster by JayIsYourHomie August 12, 2021

cockblockstress 

A female who specializes in the area of cockblocking. That is, she will knowingly and expertly prevent a guy from using his cock in a sexual matter, usually with a pre defined partner. Such activities will usually result in masterbation.

Guy 1: Dude, that girls chick prevented me from having some no pants time with her.
Guy 2: I know dude, she's an excellent cockblockstress

cockblockstress by CockblockHater4Life January 18, 2009

cockblockstopwatch 

The amount of time it shows to get rid of a cockblock

Hey dude imma have sex with that chick
What about her friend
Watch me "Cockblockstopwatch" that tailgating bitch

cockblockstopwatch by TheColdGam3r December 9, 2016