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cochones by Sneth March 22, 2009

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text cohones

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.

Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones

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Spanish slang for testicles, balls, nuts. Normally said in reference to someones bravery or "guts"

The American "tunnel rats" in Vietnam had some big cohones

Cohones by Wile E. Cotote September 27, 2003

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The act of having e-grammar so terrible, it's barely legible.

GuildCochakuneew ned to go to hte sroe ftr ths
GuildMalagant Dude that is Cochanese at it's finest.

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How white people who've never had real mexican food think cojones is spelled.

Bob: Grab 'em by the cohones!
Roberto: That's cojones. And an effective move.

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commonly know as cock honest.
Is act in which one tells the truth about cock size.

For example
"To be Cockonest with bro I'm only about a 5 incher"

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The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.

That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.

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