clunker

Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.

"god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker"

clunker by some guy February 28, 2003

Clunker

An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.

Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.

Check out Sara's clunker. She's as ugly as her car.

If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.

Clunker by nastyyx March 30, 2009

Clunker

A fat fish in the freshwater bass species who reach 3 lbs + but never reach 5 lbs.
Could be a Largemouth bass, Smallmouth bass, Peacock, etc...
A good size bass but not good enough to be called a Hog or Pig.

Fishermen 1: *catches big bass*
Fishermen 1: "Woah check out the gut on that fatty!"
Fishermen 2: "Ya thats a Clunker!"
Fishermen 1: "What the fuck did you just say to me?..."

Clunker by Sickflare459 July 27, 2020

clunker

Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.

"I hate to say but today's been a real fuckin' clunker, know what I mean?"

clunker by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

clunker

A half full beer left over from the party the night before.

I came downstairs this morning and the living room was littered with clunkers.

clunker by Wizmasta January 3, 2009

clunker

a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they're creepy. beware.

When I went to take out my recycling, I saw a clunker outside waiting for me. AHHHHH!

clunker by scaredinburlington August 25, 2009

Clunker

A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.

Visitor: "I never knew the clunker could be so boring!"

Clunker by TheRedcoat April 2, 2009