closetlove 

a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.

*making out*......*front door opens*

female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"

male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*

10-mins later....

*shirt gets thrown in*

5 mins later.....

female-"go, go now!"

male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"

closetlove by Marc Bruckel October 25, 2007

closetlove 

a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.

*making out*......*front door opens*

female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"

male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*

10-mins later....

*shirt gets thrown in*

5 mins later.....

female-"go, go now!"

male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"

closetlove by silentpandaquickbunny January 3, 2009

ClosetFoe 

The people who smile to one's face while repeatedly driving an invisible knife into the back(s) of one, or multiple people.

You: "Hey girl, what's up? How have you been?"

ClosetFoe: "totally awesome! I really miss you!"

You: " well, that's nice. We should get together and hang out."

*brief intermission as your phone call or text ends, while another begins with somebody else*

ClosetFoe: "like OMG... you'll never guess who I was just talking to! Guess what I found out??! That b***h brushed her hair!!!.... I know, right?! I know it's not much, but we can make it work!"

YOU: lollollolloll!!!!!

ClosetFoe:

ClosetFoe by Laughing so hard November 23, 2011

Closetzoned 

When your best friend is secretly gay for you, therefore deeming them friendzoned AND in the closet.

Friend 1: Omg he's rlly hot, I can't take my eyes off him!!
Friend 2: Dude, isn't that your best mate? lol closetzoned

Closetzoned by LongDongDylan October 11, 2014

cloverlovesdavid 

cloverlovesdavid is an amazing person who goes by the pro nouns they/them.They post good content while also being underrated

Person 1:In my opinion, cloverlovesdavid is amazing.
Person 2:That is not an opinion, that is a fact.cloverlovesdavid is the best

cloverlovesdavid by Hamilton fan June 26, 2021

closetive 

Means a real quite ass bitch

That bitch is really closetive.

closetive by Trox2142 June 27, 2014

cloverlove 

Its true love at first sight or lucky love.

Damn my girls fine, that's my cloverlove

cloverlove by Christopher Grant Baum July 10, 2017