clarrot 

Blood or red stuff that looks like blood
Gore and excessive blood.
red blood cells

See that guy eat shit on his bike?
> Fuck yeah, there's clarrot everywhere

BOB: I dont like that movie saw
JOHNNO >Why? that movie is bomb diggety fresh!
BOB: Nah too much clarrot in it for me
JOHNNO >See the clarrot when he saw's into his own ankle?
BOB: Stop talking about that shit man its fucked up.

clarrot by thegreatestshowbagonearthsux May 20, 2008

kakka carrot cake 

A real super sand legend.

Parody of Goku (Kakarot) in OneyNG's version of DBZ, Dragonzball P.

Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!

Freezy Pop: ....

Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!

Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!

Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!

kakka carrot cake by bored9999 December 3, 2013

Wet-carrot 

Someone who is beautiful and isnt talented but people tell them they are because they are beautiful.

Not until age fourty she realized shes as interesting and special as a wet-carrot.

Wet-carrot by potato-dono November 1, 2010

a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013

carrot wacker 

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.

Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.

carrot wacker by jjfrey October 15, 2010

Carrot'd 

To be stabbed with a sharpened carrot, usually in prison.

Shanked with a carrot

inmate 1:Ay man i heard yo boy got fucked up.
inmate 2:he got carrot'd

Carrot'd by mmmkitty December 5, 2009

carrotcruncher 

A carrotcruncher is a term used for a supporter of southampton football club, so called due to thier accent which sounds like a 17th century farm hand, in fact the vast majority still work on farms in the Hampshire and Dorset area.

A Bournemouth football fan would say "we beat the carrotcrunchers 4-0 today"

carrotcruncher by mladen September 10, 2007