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Emma Clare'd 

To urinate on someones hand instead of the old fashioned handshake.
1. Oh my god, did you hear that Tanya Emma Clare'd this dude she met in a bar last Saturday?

2. Hey, I just got Emma Clare'd at a business meeting!
Emma Clare'd by pedonym August 8, 2012

Claire'd 

When a girl doesn't respond to your message for two or more weeks, and just as you are on the cusp of forgetting she exists, she messages you out of the blue.
guy1: Dude, I finally got a message back from Michelle, it's been 3 weeks!
guy2: You totally just got Claire'd, dawg.
Claire'd by darealmvp1994 October 1, 2016
When a contestant on a reality show does really well one week, but gets voted out the following week.

Derived from the show America's Next Top Model, when a contestant named "Clark" recieved a first place call out one week, but was eliminated the following week.
Jaclyn was doing really well in the competition, but the she got clark'd.
Clark'd by Raydoo May 5, 2011
When one performs a sexual action and it is not reciprocated.
I totally got Clark'd last night. You've just been Clark'd.
A smart artsy girl who can be found rock climbing and playing the piano. She is down to earth and quite good looking. She is a good and trustworthy friend.
"With all those girls like Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian out there,I am glad there are still some Clara Ds around"
Clara D by smf399 February 16, 2013

Emma Jeanette Clare Dyer Harmon 

Hi
Lmao if anyone finds this (Emma Jeanette Clare Dyer Harmon)